🦇 Dracula Bugs: The Termite Throne 👑🪵🐜

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In the heart of a rotting tree, lay a palace built from poop and spit. Yes, you heard that right. 🏰💩💦
Dracula Bugs crept through the muddy halls, following the scent of royalty… and fungus. 🍄👃

At the center, sat the Queen Termite — swollen, pale, laying eggs like a factory on overdrive.
🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜
“She lays one egg every 3 seconds. That’s 30,000 a day,” whispered Dracula. “Talk about a full-time job.” 😲

Her loyal workers cleaned her, fed her, and built her kingdom.
“All hail the Egg Machine!” chanted the termites.
But Dracula just bowed dramatically and vanished into a crack in the wood… 💨🦇

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QUIZ 1: What makes the queen termite special?
A) She can fly and fight
B) She builds the nest herself
C) She lays thousands of eggs daily
D) She’s a vampire insect

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QUIZ 2: What are termite nests made of?
A) Silk and feathers
B) Poop, spit, and soil
C) Rocks and honey
D) Bark and glitter

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